we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.
love how essek’s first response to any strong emotion is a nervous laugh. bitch is always chortling. he needs one of those ‘high anxiety’ vests they put on inbred chihuahuas he’s always anxiously licking his lips and chuckling manically and he has big wet eyes that dart frantically from side to side AND he’s even gay. never forget that essek is a giggler first and foremost a wanted criminal second and a wizard fourth. what’s the third thing? well…. i shan’t say……….
Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably
Broke: Whoa look at the colors… the movement of the fish
Bespoke: [pacing in the Ancient China exhibit] the eunuchs are lying to us
Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up
I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let’s get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.
“What News Story Are They Burying?”
Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.
Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagramdue to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are gettingsued by Malaysia.
NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.
The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”
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